Boston Legal (2004–2008)
Betty White: Catherine Piper
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Quotes
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Catherine Piper : Cookies, everyone! Nourishment is most important in the morning.
Paul Lewiston : Who is this woman?
Catherine Piper : Take two, Tara, you're a rail.
Paul Lewiston : Who is this woman?
Catherine Piper : The ones on the left have a little bran to help our older lawyers with their routine.
Paul Lewiston : Who is this woman?
Catherine Piper : I'm Catherine Piper. I'm Alan's new assistant. My, don't you have an interesting face.
Paul Lewiston : We are in the middle of a staff meeting.
Catherine Piper : No need to be snippy, dear. Especially since I come bearing treats. You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
[to Lori]
Catherine Piper : You certainly made one... with all that bleach.
Paul Lewiston : Ma'am, you will have to leave.
Catherine Piper : I'm beginning to not like you.
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Catherine Piper : I've been Schmidt-canned!
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Lori Colson : Hi. I'm Lori Colson; we haven't officially met.
Catherine Piper : Hello, dear. Catherine Piper.
Lori Colson : For the future... I don't really appreciate comments about my hair.
Catherine Piper : Oh, I'm sorry. I was just trying to make conversation. And I assumed you wouldn't want me to go anywhere near your eyebrows.