The World's Fastest Indian (2005)

Paul Rodriguez: Fernando

Quotes 

• Fernando : [exasperatedly]  Now Burt, let me give you some advice. When you're driving, not only here in America but anywhere else in the world, the driver should always be in the *centre* of the road. *In the centre*. If you're not in the centre, you're on the wrong side of the road.

• Burt Munro : The buggers are in the wrong lane!

  Fernando : YOU are in the wrong lane!

• [after buying his used car, Burt says he needs some wheels to build a trailer for the motorcycle] 

  Fernando : Well, I got a couple wheels in the shop I could let you have, but first you got to do me a favor.

  Burt Munro : Oh, well just say the word.

  [cut to Burt fixing the engine of one of Fernando's cars] 

  Burt Munro : Okay, give it a try, Fernando.

  [Fernando turns the ignition, and it turns over] 

  Fernando : Burt, you're a goddamn genius! Hey listen, why you gotta go? Why don't you stay here and work for me? I'll pay you well.

  Burt Munro : Oh, no thanks, mate. Me and the motorcycle have got to pick up and be in Bonneville by the 18th.

  Fernando : Well, you always got a job here. Good luck.