The Mighty Boosh (2003–2007)

James Bachman: Colin

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• Lucien : You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full.

  Vince Noir : Why?

  Lucien : Because there's somethin' out there... somethin' evil... somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg...

  [creepy music] 

  Vince Noir : ...who?

  Lucien : Ol' Gregg. Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.

  Colin : Some say he's a ghost. Can't catch what don't exists. Hook goes right through 'im.

  Lucien : Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe.

  The Moon : And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Like um, like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! It isn't small, it's the big one! Like that.

  [smiles]