Hairspray (2007)
Christopher Walken: Wilbur Turnblad
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Quotes
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Wilbur Turnblad : [to Tracy] This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big.
Edna Turnblad : Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.
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Amber von Tussel : I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it!
Velma Von Tussle : [as she pulls the tallies out of her dress] You did not lose! You can not have lost because I switched the damn tallies!
Edna Turnblad : [standing behind a live television camera] Smile, Miss Crabcakes! You're on Candid Camera!
Wilbur Turnblad : That was a good shot! Don't you think?
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Wilbur Turnblad : [to a sobbing Edna, who thinks he's been cheating on her] Honey, took me five years to figure out you were flirting!
[softly]
Wilbur Turnblad : How could I ever?
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Velma Von Tussle : Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!
Wilbur Turnblad : Obtuse?
Velma Von Tussle : Yes, obtuse!
Wilbur Turnblad : I flunked geometry...
Velma Von Tussle : ...yes, and biology too, no doubt!
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Wilbur Turnblad : [to Edna, as she resists the urge to jump onto the stage and dance] Do it now! Or forever wish you had!
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Edna Turnblad : First the hair, now this?
Wilbur Turnblad : But, all the kids are battin' up their hair now, hon.
Edna Turnblad : [to Wilbur] You're no help.
Tracy Turnblad : It's ratting, daddy.
[to Edna]
Tracy Turnblad : And our first lady, Jacqueline Kennedy does it!
Edna Turnblad : I don't believe that.
Tracy Turnblad : What do you mean you don't believe that? How else would it look that way?
Edna Turnblad : I believe that it is naturally stiff.
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Wilbur Turnblad : This heart only beats for size 60.