Freddy vs Ghostbusters (2004)
J. Michael Weiss: Neil Anderson
Quotes
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Freddy Krueger : Mr. Anderson, welcome back.
Neil Anderson : [now wearing a set of sunglasses] My name... is Neil.
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Chuck Branson : Dude, why can't you sleep like a normal person? You have nightmare every frickin' night.
Neil Anderson : It all seems so real.
Chuck Branson : Man, Neil, dude... you gotta stop waking me up like this. I need my beauty sleep! I'm about to kick you outta my apartment.
Neil Anderson : Ha! Your apartment! I'm the one who's been paying rent here ever since you lost your job!
Chuck Branson : Listen dude, don't turn this around on me, man. You're the one with the problem, dude. Not me! I don't have a problem!
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Neil Anderson : [looking with disgust at the Ghostbusters uniform Ed has given him] Why do I get the messed- up uniform?
Ed Spengler : They're hand-me-downs.
Neil Anderson : So? Why do I get the hand-me-down that looks like a ghost wiped his ass with it?
Ed Spengler : It's ectoplasm.
Neil Anderson : [confused] Eck, Ecto...
Ed Spengler : Slime. And probably a little bit of marshmallow.
Neil Anderson : [very softly, to himself] Marshmallow?
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Neil Anderson : [looks at proton packs] You can't be serious.
Ed Spengler : I'm always serious.
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Neil Anderson : What kind of experiments are you here for anyway?
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : Paranormal investigations. He thinks he's Fox Mulder or something.
Neil Anderson : Oh, for God's sake, Ed! You're not following in the footsteps of your crazy uncle with all that ghost busting nonsense!
Ed Spengler : Maybe I am...
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : Well, I know one thing... those proton packs... they're hella cool.
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Neil Anderson : Let's do this like Falco.
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : Falco?
Neil Anderson : Rock me, Amadeus!
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Ed Spengler : The readings I'm getting on this are off the charts. If the neuro-psychokinetic energy is constant, this demon of yours may be invincible.
Neil Anderson : No, no no no no. There's got to be a way to stop him.
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : I GOT IT! Maybe we could shoot 'em in the face!
[He gets a bunch of blank looks]
Eugene O'Fitzpatrick : It'd kill me.