The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)

Luster : This flask is now full of holy water. Tell us what we want to know... or I'll give you a bath!

Drazuul : Your threat's empty. A paladin cannot stand by while torture takes place.

[Luster looks over at Sir Osric]

Sir Osric : [sighs] My, what fine yet rustic architecture. I think I will examine it more closely.
[repeated line]

Luster : I'm not evil! I'm chaotic neutral!
Sir Osric : What do you have against peasants, murderous trollop?

Luster : Just a general, all-purpose loathing.
Luster (male) : You know, you're unlike any other woman I've ever met.

Daphne : Right back at ya.

Luster (male) : So fast, so strong. Like steel wrapped in silk. A man could lose himself in those eyes.

Daphne : A *man* could, yes, but apparently I must remind you that you're a woman.

Luster : [pause] ... of course I am. I don't suppose you'd be interested in a little girl-on-girl ac...

Daphne : [grabs Luster's arm and puts it in a hold] You don't *really* want to finish that thought, do you?

Luster : I'll take that as a 'no.'

Daphne : Good girl.
Mort Kemnon : [after the Grimoire is destroyed and Brother Silence throws some dynamite to Mort Kemnon] You really think you have defeated me?

Luster : You did just explode.

Brother Silence : Twice, actually.

Jennifer Page: Luster (female), Professor