Hostel (2005)

Eythor Gudjonsson: Oli

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Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Oli : I am the king of the swing!

• Josh : Did we come all the way to Europe to smoke pot?

  Oli : Hey, I came all the way from Iceland.

• Paxton : ...you need a fork there chief?

  The Dutch Businessman : No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.

  Paxton : Well I'm a vegetarian.

  The Dutch Businessman : I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.

  Paxton : Well I'm human and it's not my nature.

  The Dutch Businessman : [to Josh]  Tell me... what is your nature...?

  [places his hand on Josh's leg] 

  Josh : WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!

  The Dutch Businessman : [quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment]  Sorry, sorry...

  Josh : [still very weirded out]  Fucking freak! Jesus!

  [Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically] 

  Paxton : [laughing]  Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!

  Oli : [waving his fingers menacingly]  Ooooooh...!

  Paxton : [still laughing]  Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!

  Josh : [still visibly pissed]  Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

• Paxton : You made a reservation under "The King of Swing"?

  Oli : Of course my horse.

• Oli : Djöfulsins.

  Paxton : What was that?

• Oli : I'm so happy I shaved my balls.

• Oli : I'm the first in line for snípur.

  Alex : Snípur?

  Paxton : Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit".

• Oli : Red-light district. Time for sneeper.