Tom Hornof: Security Guard
Quotes
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Jack Frost : [appearing as the new Santa] Nice to see you, mon frère. I've been waiting. Has it been 12 years already?
Scott Calvin : Frost. What have you done?
Jack Frost : Hey. Easy does it, Armani man. No hello? Love what you've done with the place?
[over P.A. system]
Jack Frost : Shave a reindeer for five dollars.
Scott Calvin : Hey, Frost. Frost, what about the secret of Santa? How could you do this to the North Pole?
Jack Frost : The whole thing is way too much work, way too much pressure. Besides, no one even thanks you for all the effort.
Scott Calvin : What do you mean no thank yous? What about all the plates of cookies and the milk?
Jack Frost : Please, I'm cleansing.
[chuckling]
Jack Frost : So I stopped the whole toy delivery nonsense, and I brought anyone who could afford to pay right up here. Who needs magic? Who needs to be crawling on roofs and chimneys?
[deep breath]
Jack Frost : I got everything I need right here.
Scott Calvin : Look around you. This is not how the North Pole is supposed to be. You know this is wrong.
Jack Frost : [sighs and pulls out a commemorative pen] Why don't you chill out and enjoy the swag, huh?
Scott Calvin : [takes the pen] This junk is not what Christmas is about.
Jack Frost : Hey. You're the one who gave it all up.
Scott Calvin : Because you tricked me.
Jack Frost : Tricked you? Give me a break.
Scott Calvin : I didn't know you had my snow globe.
Jack Frost : Maybe not, but who said, "I wish I'd never been Santa at all"?
Scott Calvin : What?
[surreptitiously turns on the commemorative pen]
Jack Frost : [a trifle impatiently] I said, "Who said 'I wish I'd never been Santa at all'?" Rudolph? Rudolph's mama?
Scott Calvin : Frost, switch back with me. Now's your chance.
Jack Frost : And this is your chance to enjoy the show.
[to the security guard]
Jack Frost : Security.
Security Guard : Yes, sir.
Jack Frost : Take my guest to his seat, won't you? Thanks so much.
Security Guard : Come on, let's go.
Jack Frost : [over P.A. system] Tickets on sale now for the 6:00 elf toss.
