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She's the Man (2006)
Channing Tatum: Duke
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Quotes
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Viola : Okay, who's your daddy?
Duke : Huh?
Viola : I got her to consider you! You're half way in man!
Duke : Um, uh, ok, so, should I ask her out?
Viola : No. You don't want to freak her out, you've got to have a casual conversation first, hello?
Viola : [after Duke looks away in frustration] Why do I get the feeling you don't do this very often?
Duke : Man, I just, I'm not really good at talking to girls.
Viola : Why? You're hot!
Duke : What?
Viola : [clears throat] Ya know, you're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man.
Duke : Look, I don't know, I just always say the wrong- I just always say the wrong thing.
Viola : OK. Alright, come on, get up. I wanna trying something where I'm gonna act like a girl and you're gonna talk to me, ok?
Duke : Ew. Do, do I have to?
Viola : Yes. Cause, "I'm Viola. Duke, nice to meet you."
Duke : OK, that was creepy. You really just sounded like a girl just then.
Viola : I used to imitate my sister all the time. I got really good at it. Come on, get up. Ask me some questions and if the chemistry's right, things will just start flowin'.
Duke : Questions about what?
Viola : Anything. Ask me if I like... cheese.
Duke : [laughing] Um, ok. Do you... like... cheese?
Viola : [Girl's voice] Why yes I do. My favourite's gouda.
Duke : I like gouda too?
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Viola : So, what brings you here?
Duke : Well, a few days ago I kissed this girl at a kissing booth. And now, I just can't seem to stop thinking about it.
Viola : Neither can she.
Duke : Plus, I miss my roommate. I really liked him.
Viola : Well, he's right in here.
[pointing to her heart]
Viola : Listen, I know I should have told you who I was, but I was afraid. I'm sorry.
Duke : Well, you know maybe if I had known you were a girl, we wouldn't have talked like we did, and got to know each other the same way. And that would've been a shame.
Viola : Just so you know, everything you told me when I was a guy, just made me like you so much more as a girl.
Duke : Ok, but just from here on in, everything would just be alot easier if you stayed a girl.
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Duke : It's just like what Coach says before every game: Be not afraid of greatness, some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. I think our best chance to be great here today, is to have you play.
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[sees Olivia switch kissing booth places with Viola]
Duke : Just my luck.
[sees look on Viola's face]
Duke : No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just mean, she's... you know... Ok. Um, on the other hand you're also...
Viola : I am? Thanks, I, guess.
9 Year Old Boy : You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.
Duke : Haha, why don't you just - relax.
[to Viola]
Duke : Um, um, um- maybe I should kiss you now, I gave that girl my ticket and I waited in line.
Viola : Well, it's the least I can do.
Duke : Uh, ok - here I go. Um - uh...
[They kiss]
Duke : Ok, I think that was one ticket's worth.
Viola : Na-uh, you need a little bit more.
[she kisses him again]
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Viola : I get to take a shower. I get to take a shower.
Malcolm : [startled gasp then realizes he forgot to introduce himself] Malcolm Festes, Dorm Director. Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when in the actual shower... Did you not read your "Dorm Life" pamphlet? It was in your cubby.
[Duke walks in and hits Malcolm behind the head with a towel. Malcolm emits a high-pitched squeal]
Viola : Sup dog?
Duke : Yeah, what's kickin', homie?
Viola : Later.
Duke : Hey, you forgot, ew...
[holding up Viola's chest bandage]
Duke : This, coolio.
Viola : Word, g-money.
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Duke : [Using one of Viola's tampons after getting into a fight with Justin at the carnival] Oh, yeah, I uh, borrowed one of your... yeah... and you're right, they really do work.
Viola : Oh my god you're hurt...
[clears throat]
Viola : I mean, suck it up, be a man and rub some dirt on it.
Duke : Okay, I'll rub some dirt in it...
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Duke : You know... it's crazy how wrong you can be about a person... just crazy... You think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. You know what? Save it. We were suppose to be friends.
Viola : We are friends.
[Duke showes Viola/Sebastian against the wall]
Duke : You dont even know the meaning of the word.
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Duke : Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?
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[to Eunice after Olivia and Sebastian/Viola leave Cesarios]
Duke : So... do you like cheese?
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Duke : I gotta go change my feet.
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Duke : Just because you wear a wig, doesn't mean you're a girl.
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Viola : [as Sebastian] Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.
Duke : [laughs]
[Viola clears throat]
Duke : What-what's your name?
Viola : Sebastian Hastings.
Duke : Duke Orsino.
Viola : [grunts]
Duke : Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.
Andrew : Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.
Toby : Seriously, how old are you?
Viola : I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?
Duke : Noon. You play?
Viola : Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?
Duke : Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.
Viola : Schveet!
Duke : Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola : Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?
Andrew : So you stick 'em up your nose?
Viola : Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?
[Boys shake head]
Viola : Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.
Duke : Serious?
Viola : Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!
Duke : That's disgusting!
Andrew : Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!
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Justin : [Justin has just caught Viola kissing Duke in the kissing booth] Viola, what the hell is this?
9 Year Old Boy : [to Justin] Back of the line, butt-ball!
[the 9 year old boy puffs his chest out]
Justin : [to Duke] Excuse me, doofus!
[Justin moves the stool out of the way]
Justin : You're making out with my girlfriend!
Viola : *Ex*-girlfriend!
Duke : [realising Viola is Sebastian's sister] Whoa! You're... You're Sebastian's sister?
Justin : [shoving Duke] And *you're* about to die!
Duke : [Duke chuckles] What're you gonna do? Drown me in your tears?
Justin : I did not cry during that game! I had something in my eye!
Viola : [coming in between Duke and Justin and pushes them away from each other] OK, you know what? Can we just dial it down and just, step away, OK?
Duke : You know what she's right. I'm gonna see you on the soccer field and we'll settle this all then.
Justin : OK, Duke.
[walks away for a minute, pauses, and comes back]
Justin : Or, we could just settle this right here!
[Justin punches Duke and the two boys are involved in a fist fight]
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Justin : [Justin catches Duke and Viola kissing in the kissing booth] Viola, what the hell is this?
9 Year Old Boy : [from the queue] Back of the line, buttball!
[puffs his chest out]
Justin : [to Duke] Excuse me, doofus!
[Justin shoves the stool out of the way]
Justin : You're making out with my girlfriend!
Viola : *Ex*-girlfriend!
Duke : [Duke realizes that Viola is Sebastian's sister] Whoa! You're... You're Sebastian's sister?
Justin : [to Duke, shoving him] And *you're* about to die!
Duke : [Duke chuckles to Justin] What're you gonna do? Drown me in your tears?
Justin : I did not cry during that game, I had something in my eye!
Viola : [pulling Justin away from Duke] OK, you know what? Can we just, just dial it down and just... step away, OK?
Duke : [agreeing with Viola] You know what? She's right. I'm gonna see you on the soccer field and we'll settle this all then.
Justin : [nodding in agreement] OK, Duke.
[Justin briefly walks away for a minute then pauses, then comes back to Duke]
Justin : Or, we could just settle it right here!
[Justin punches Duke and the two boys end up in a fist fight]
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[as Sebastian, Viola enters Cesarios searching for Duke, Andrew and Toby]
Duke : Man. Look who's here.
[ducks down]
Duke : Don't look at him. Maybe he won't see us. Spread out so that it looks like we got no room.
[Toby spreads out]
Viola : What's up?
Paul : [into his phone] Go, Kia.
[Kia struts into Cesarios up to Viola/Sebastian]
Kia : Hey, Sebastian.
Viola : Kia. Hey, girl. How you doing, baby?
Kia : Not the same without you.
Viola : You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.
[Duke and Andrew look at each other, confused]
Kia : I miss you, Sebastian. I've been thinking about you a lot. Especially at night.
Viola : Sweet.
Kia : And late.
Toby : Okay. Did she just say that to Sebastian?
Duke : What just happened?