The Hunting Party (2007)

Mark Ivanir: Boris

Quotes 

• Boris : For a group of U.N. guards to go, it's too dangerous. For you guys? Sure, why not? Go to Celibici. Do the world a favor.

  Benjamin : Okay, I'm sorry, are you still insinuating we're a CIA hit squad or something?

  Boris : I'm sorry, are you still insinuating you're journalists?

• Boris : It took me months to gain the trust of certain people who normally would be protecting the Fox. That's how I know you didn't just stumble on the fact he's up in Celibici.

  Duck : Well, it's been printed in the press.

  Boris : So are the horoscopes. Do you believe them?

  Duck : You're not making any sense now.

  Boris : I know. I'm the United Nations.

• Boris : [introducing them to Mirjana]  I'm not doing what I'm doing. I mean, clearly I'm doing this, but I'm not doing this, because if I was doing this, I could get into a lot of trouble for doing it.

  Duck : What the fuck, Boris?

  Boris : Yeah. She might seem young and beautiful to you, but she would cut your balls off and sell them as trinkets if she thinks you're fucking with her. Okay?

• Boris : So you met the midget.

  Duck : It's better than running over the midget.