- Edge: Starting very soon, we are going to debut our very own show: The cutting Edge. I can tell you're excited because there's not going to be any fluff... no stupid palm trees, no cheesy TV screens; nothing but a live mike and me. And I know that scares alot of people because I tell the truth.
- Edge: [to Detroit Tiger Dimitri Young] Now Dimitri, is it a lack of talent or a lack of steroids
- [that explains your baseball team's poor performance?]
- Edge: I'm not saying it's you; I'm not saying you're injecting any foreign substances into your body; except a whole lot of cheeseburgers fatty. But lets face it: baseball is a crock. It's filled with a bunch of overpaid crybabies, hooked on amphetamines.
- John Cena: [to Eric Bischoff] So, Eric Bischoff screws guys. Not really my thing, but I hope it works out for you.
- Lita: [to Edge] Hey baby, I think our base player
- [blows' her line]
- Lita: our baseball player dude, I think he wants to say something.
- Edge: OK well the Cutting Edge show will be an equal opportunities show, so Mark Henry you...
- [at that point commentator Jonathon Coachman laughs because Edge is saying that Dimitri Young looks like Mark Henry]