- Coach Driskill: I though I told you my boys don't got time for those parts.
- Ms. Tebbit: Must I remind you that Morgan Hill philosophy clearly states that academics transcends athletics.
- Henry's Father: This is my son. I found him this morning in bed with his best-friend, Russ. They were holding each other and kissing. Believe me, I taught them both a lesson.
- Henry: The course of true love never did run smooth.