Ratchet: Deadlocked (2005 Video Game)

Michael Bell: Gleeman Vox, Lawrence

Quotes 

• Dr. Nefarious : Lawrence, what's going on? You said we were coming within range of a space station!

  Lawrence : Well, we were, sir. How was I supposed to know it would suddenly explode?

  Dr. Nefarious : Lawrence!

  Lance : [Nefarious' brain transmits a soap station]  Oh Janice, promise me you'll never leave me again for that Englebert.

  Janice : Oh Lance!

  [kissing] 

  Janice : You make me feel like a young boy again!

  Lance : Say what?

• Thyrranoid Groom : [on tv]  There's something you should know... I'm not a real Thyrannoid.

  [he turns into a sea serpent] 

  Thyrranoid Bride : Aaaaah!

  Gleeman Vox : Will you lose your lunch if you have to watch one more reality dating show? Is your Blargs gone wild video scratched from overuse? Then it's time to turn to something a little more... dangerous. Time for some real action!

  [he jumps towards the screen] 

  Gleeman Vox : It's time to blow

  [bleep] 

  Gleeman Vox : up!

• Gleeman Vox : For everyone to enjoy it, please keep the interplanetary transport as clean as possible. After all, your mother does not work here... oh, except for you, Captain Nightingale.

• Gleeman Vox : [about Ace's merchandise]  So why is it that I can't give this stuff away?

  Ace Hardlight : Uh...

  Gleeman Vox : It's because my fans can't stand Ace Hardlight! He's a pompus

  [bleep] 

  Gleeman Vox : with the charisma of Blargian nap cheese!

  Ace Hardlight : So what are you saying exactly?

• Clank : Well done Ratchet. The power relays have been destroyed. The station is no longer on lockdown.

  Ratchet : Good. Now get on a shuttle and get out of here.

  Clank : Sorry Ratchet, but I'm not leaving wothout you.

  [Vox knocks Clank aside] 

  Gleeman Vox : Will cut out the soppy melodrama before you lose my entire audience. Now I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago... I'm going to give DreadZone fans the finale they always wanted... It's a little one act play I like to call... Death... of A Lombax.

• Gleeman Vox : We'll sell Ratchet action figures, Ratchet sports shoes, Ratchet deodorant, Ratchet breakfast cereal, earmuffs, and cologne! Soft drinks, hard drinks, energy drinks, breath mints! You'll get record deals, movie rights, reality shows, video games, and commercials, commercials, commercials, commercials, commercials!

• Gleeman Vox : You are now far out of the reach of hope. There will be no rescues, no pardons, and no possibility of escape.