The 78th Annual Academy Awards (2006 TV Special)

Steve Martin: Self - Opening Segment

Quotes 

• Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, your host, Mr. Steve Martin!

  Self - Opening Segment : Oh, not this year. This year, I'm gonna spend more time with the kids, you know? So they don't grow up weird.

  [both of Martin's children, a girl and a boy, have his trademark white hair]