3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick on a Roll (1998)

Jan Hooks: Vicki

Quotes 

• Vicki : I'll see you first thing in the morning.

  Harry Solomon : Best way to guarantee that would be to sleep on top of me.

• Vicki : [explaining to Harry that she's decided to become celibate]  Y'know, we get a chance to talk about each other's dreams and our interests without the distraction of sex. Eeyugh. Somebody told me that was a good thing.

  Harry Solomon : [obviously frustrated]  Yeah. Let's kill that person.

  Vicki : Oh, Harry, y'know what, in my massage class, I've been learning all about crystals.

  Harry Solomon : Crystals?

  Vicki : Yeah. Look at this. Now, see, these two things are called 'trouble stones'. Take 'em, and you put 'em right on the part of your body that feels tense.

  Harry Solomon : [realizing that he's probably not going to get what he wants]  Ironic that they're blue!

• Harry Solomon : Grr. So, Vicki why didn't you keep in touch? I must have written you two letters.

  Vicki : But I did not receive those letters. Okay! Okay! Maybe I did. But I'm a different woman now, Harry.

  Harry Solomon : Margaret Thatcher?