3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
I Brake for Dick (1997)
Jane Curtin: Dr. Mary Albright
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Quotes
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Dr. Dick Solomon : Oh no. You ordered Surf and Turf, and they brought you steak and lobster. Waiter!
Dr. Mary Albright : Dick, that's what Surf and Turf is.
Dr. Dick Solomon : I thought it was water and grass.
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Dr. Mary Albright : You can't save every living creature. Some live, some die, that's just life happening.
Dr. Dick Solomon : That's just animals. What about us?
Dr. Mary Albright : We are animals. We eat like animals, sleep like animals, have sex like animals...
Dr. Dick Solomon : Oh yeah. Especially after a bottle of Tequila.
Dr. Mary Albright : [Mary smiles knowingly] Oh yeah! Just be grateful you're at the top of the food chain, and nothing eats you.
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Dr. Dick Solomon : [visibly shaken] There I was, zipping down the road, the radio blasting music, the wind whipping through my hair... And then...
Sally Solomon : What happened?
Dr. Mary Albright : Dick hit a chipmunk.
Sally Solomon : You mean, like, one of those Disney rats?
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Dr. Mary Albright : Dick, this has been going on forever! First man invented the wheel, then he invented roadkill.
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Dr. Mary Albright : [Dick enters the office with a seeing-eye dog] Dick, where did you get that dog?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Some old guy with dark glasses was pushing her down the sidewalk with this metal harness!