3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Just Your Average Dick (1998)
Simbi Kali: Nina
Quotes
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[Dick enters the office, soaking wet]
Dr. Dick Solomon : Damn that Channel 9 weatherman!
Dr. Mary Albright : What? It's not raining outside.
Dr. Dick Solomon : No, I cut through his yard and the sprinklers went off.
[Nina enters and sees that Dick is wet]
Nina Campbell : Car wash again?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Do you see any soap?
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Dr. Dick Solomon : [Nina finds Dick packing up all his bizarre knick-knacks as he has decided to become the 'average' American] Just have them haul all this away.
Nina Campbell : Are you sure?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Yes, Nina, I'm sure.
Nina Campbell : It's just that you're acting kinda strange.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Me? Strange? I'm textbook normal. If anyone is strange, it's you. You exercise too much, you drive a stick shift, you drink root beer. Oh, and you're black.
Nina Campbell : What's strange about being black?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Let's face it, Nina. Most white people aren't.
Nina Campbell : But they want to be.