3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Red, White & Dick (2000)

John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon

Quotes 

• Mr. Barnes : [about the US Citizenship Test Dick Solomon wants to skip]  I don't think you understand. Why don't you take these study materials and just come back when you're ready?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : No, no, I'm ready now. I've lied on my tax returns, I've been arrested and I don't vote. I'm a true American. Test me now!

  Mr. Barnes : Okay. Question 1: How is the President of the United States elected?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Now, I know this. He - or she... yeah, right... is chosen on the basis of how physically attractive they are and their definition of adultery. And it doesn't hurt to know Barbra Streisand.