Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Birth (1994)

Joanna Lumley: Patsy

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Quotes 

• Patsy : [to Saffie]  Oh, you little bitch troll from hell! You mean, ungrateful, little bit of dirt! You think you've had it so hard. I never had the things you had when I was born.

  Saffron : Oh, here we go.

  Patsy : I never had friends or parties or presents. Ya know? The first few years of my life I was just locked in a room!

• Patsy : [to Saffie]  I resent you!

  Edina : [Trying to calm Patsy]  No you don't.

  Patsy : Yes I do. I hate you! Just when my life hit a good patch, along you came, you miserable piece of flesh. You should've ended up in the dust bin! The incinerator was too good for you! You know, when I heard that Eddie was pregnant, I told her to abort! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT! I said "Chuck it down the pan!". I said "Bring me..."

  Saffron : [Interrupting]  A knitting needle?

  Patsy : [Fiercely]  A knitting needle!

  Saffron : [Saffie slaps Patsy's face] 

• Patsy : My mother didn't give birth. She had something removed!

• Eddie : [to Saffy]  From the day you were born, I *knew* I wanted you... I did! Mummy wanted you, sweetie!

  Patsy : However, the day after...

• Patsy : [to Saffy]  Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL.

• Patsy : Be careful of wigs.