Ally McBeal (TV Series)

The Pursuit of Unhappiness (2001)

Calista Flockhart: Ally McBeal

Quotes 

• Jackson Duper : You know what? I'm not even in the mood for your issues.

  Ally McBeal : My issues? What are my issues?

  Jackson Duper : Look, lady.

  Ally McBeal : Ally.

  Larry : Jackson.

  Jackson Duper : First, you're kissing me.

  Ally McBeal : [gesturing to Larry]  I thought you were him.

  Jackson Duper : Then you climbed into bed.

  Ally McBeal : [gesturing to Renee]  I thought you were her.

  Jackson Duper : Then your hands were all up on my privates.

  Ally McBeal : Well, because I thought it was the remote control.

  Larry : Hold on!

  Jackson Duper : You found the remote, now, didn't you?