- Flavin: Dylan Hunt, there are three kinds of people in the universe: those who can count, and those who can't.
- Flavin: He came through smooth, like you.
- Telemachus Rhade: And you. Who is he?
- Flavin: Someone who needs help, like you.
- Telemachus Rhade: And you.
- Flavin: No, I'm happy as a clam, not like you.
- Telemachus Rhade: Thomas wants him dead.
- Flavin: Is that a problem for you? Haven't you already sunk as low as you can?
- Telemachus Rhade: I protect you because you make me laugh. Come on. Who is he?
- Flavin: He is a walking seminar on the bright side of life.
- Telemachus Rhade: I only know moonlight.
- Flavin: All right. Full moon, then.
- Thomas: Does dying alone frighten you? Do you fear the sudden stop at the house of mortality? What do you do at death's door?
- Captain Dylan Hunt: Well, you know, I never knock, because it drives him crazy.
- Thomas: The book instructs me on how to deal with intruders.
- Captain Dylan Hunt: Get a rewrite.