The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Bringing Up Opie (1961)

Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor

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• Andy Taylor : If I ever catch a certain little boy handcuffin' another little boy to a flagpole, he'll not only be a-plantin' spinach, he'll be a-eatin' it standin' up!

• Andy Taylor : Now, the fine is two dollars or twenty-four hours. Now, what'll it be?

  Otis Campbell : Andy, you know I always take the twenty-four hours! I wouldn't waste two dollars on somethin' that didn't have a cork in it!

• Opie Taylor : Uh-oh.

  Andy Taylor : What's the matter?

  Opie Taylor : Every time grown-ups think of something for your good, it turns out to be *not* so good.

• Opie Taylor : Hi, Otis! I see you got a snootful again!

  Andy Taylor : Opie, I don't like to hear you use words like that.

  Opie Taylor : What words, Pa?

  Andy Taylor : Snootful. You don't even know what it means.

  Opie Taylor : Sure I do, Pa! It's what Otis does that makes him walk in here crooked every week!