Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Hoorah for the Holidays (1974)

Larry Martyn: Mr. Mash

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Quotes 

• Mr. Mash : Eh, Mr. Rumbold. Have the high-ups come to their senses about the holidays, then.

  Mr. Rumbold : If you'd like to stay, I've called a meeting to give a ruling.

  Mr. Mash : Cause I've been on the blower, and I can't cancel the Seychelles.

  Mr. Rumbold : The Seashells Boarding House?

  Mr. Mash : No, the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean.

  Mr. Rumbold : Seems a long way to go for someone in your position.

  Mr. Rumbold : I've got the urge for some of them native girls in grass skirts. Way-hey!

  Mr. Rumbold : Indeed.

  Mr. Mash : I'm leaving the wife and taking the lawnmower!

• [last lines] 

  Young Mr. Grace : Oh, yes, there's just one thing. - The decorators cant make August, so you'll have to take the last two weeks in November.

  Mrs. Slocombe , Mr. Humphries , Mr. Lucas , Mr. Grainger , Mr. Rumbold , Captain Peacock , Miss Shirley Brahms , Mr. Mash : November?

  Captain Peacock : Where can you go in November? It's out of season!

  Mr. Grainger : Oh, no, it's alright. You can all come and stay at Mrs. Featherstone's. I have a photograph here.

  Mr. Lucas : Ah, well, there's one consolation. - If we all go to Mrs. Featherstone's, we won't have to go forty miles to find a pot there.