Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

The Father Christmas Affair (1976)

Frank Thornton: Captain Peacock

Quotes 

• Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold : [Mrs. Slocombe is dressed as Father Christmas]  What are you playing at, Mrs. Slocombe?

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : I'm not playing at nothing! Only I would ask you to remember that Parliament has passed the Sexual Relations Act, which states that women are just as good at it as men! And, what's more, they should be paid the same for doing it!

  Captain Stephen Peacock : What exactly are you suggesting, Mrs. Slocombe?

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : That I should be allowed to have a go at Father Christmas.