Avatar: The Last Airbender (TV Series)

The Fortuneteller (2005)

Jack De Sena: Sokka, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Sokka : Man, sometimes I forget what a powerful Bender that kid is.

  Katara : Wait, what did you say?

  Sokka : Nothing. Just that Aang is one powerful Bender.

  Katara : [she stares at Aang for a while, as she soaks in the realization]  I suppose he is.

• Sokka : Look! Can your fortune-telling explain that?

  [Pointing to the mountain., which is undergoing volcanic explosions] 

  Villager : Can your science explain why it rains?

  Sokka : [Annoyed]  Yes! Yes, it can!

• Meng : So what's your name?

  Aang : Aang.

  Meng : That rhymes with Meng! And you've got some pretty big ears, don't you?

  Aang : [Confused]  I... guess.

  Sokka : Don't be modest. They're huge!

• Katara : [after puttin on her new necklace]  So, how do I look?

  Aang : [Aang stares at her and blushes]  You mean, all of you, or just you neck? I mean, because both look great.

  Sokka : Smoochie smoochie. Someone's in love.

  Sokka : [fish smacks Sokka]  Oh!

  Sokka : Smoochee smoochee! Someone's in love!

  Aang : I... well...

  Sokka : Stop teasing him, Sokka. Aang's just a good friend. A sweet little guy

  [rubs Aang's head] 

  Katara : Just like Momo

  [pats Momo] 

  Sokka : [dejectedly]  Thanks.

• Aunt Wu : Your future is full of struggle and anguish. Most of it self-inflicted.

  Sokka : But you didn't read my palms or anything.

  Aunt Wu : I didn't need to, it's written all over your face.

• Sokka : Not for long. I'm gonna prove Aunt Wu's predictions are nonsense.

  [Turns and grabs nearby man] 

  Sokka : Hey! you! I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red shoes, didn't she?

  Villager : Yeah, she said I'd be wearing red shoes when I met my true love.

  Sokka : Uh-huh, and how many times have you worn those shoes since you got that fortune?

  Villager : Every day.

  Sokka : [Red with anger and frustration, yelling]  Then, of course, it's gonna come true!

  Villager : Really? You think so? I'm so excited!

• [Aang listening hard outside the room as Aunt Wu reads Katara fortune] 

  Aunt Wu : I see a great romance for you, the man you're going to marry.

  Katara : [excitedly]  Tell me more!

  Aunt Wu : I can see he's a very powerful Bender.

  [Aang grins and jumps around silently. Walks back out to Sokka, still grinning] 

  Sokka : [to Aang]  Looks like someone had a pretty good bathroom break.

  Aang : Y-Yeah, when I was in there...

  Sokka : I don't even want to know.

• Katara : [as it starts raining]  That proves it.

  Sokka : No, it doesn't. You can't *really* tell the future.

  Katara : I guess you're not *really* getting wet, then.

• Katara : You're just saying that because you're going to make yourself unhappy your whole life.

  Sokka : That woman is crazy. My life will be calm and happy and joyful.

  [Sokka kicks a pebble. It bounces off a sign and hits him in the head] 

  Sokka : Ow! That doesn't prove anything.

• [first lines] 

  [as a fish jumps in the water] 

  Katara : Look!

  [fish repeatedly jumps in the water] 

  Sokka : He is taunting us! You are so gonna be dinner.

  [Sokka grabs a fishing pole and attempts to cast the line] 

  Sokka : Hey! Where's the fishing line?

  Aang : Oh, I didn't think you would need it, Sokka.

  [holding up a necklace made of fishing line] 

  Sokka : Ah, it's all tangled!

  Aang : Not tangled, woven.

  Aang : I made you a necklace, Katara. I thought since you lost your other one...

  Katara : Thanks, Aang, I love it.

  Sokka : Great, Aang. Maybe instead of saving the world, you can go into the jewelry-making business.

  Aang : I don't see why I can't do both.

• Sokka : Of course she predicted it was gonna rain. The sky's been gray all day.

  Katara : Just admit you might be wrong and you can come under the umbrella.

  Sokka : Look, I'm going to predict the future now.

  [making funny motions and in an eerie voice] 

  Sokka : It's going to keep drizzling.

  [He folds his arms across his chest and assumes an expression of defiance] 

  Sokka : See?

  [the rain instantly stops and the sun comes out] 

  Aang : Not everyone has the gift, Sokka.

• Sokka : [Trying to give Aang advice on girls]  The number one mistake nice guys like you make: being too nice.

  Aang : You can be too nice?

  Sokka : Yep. If you want to keep her interested, you have to act aloof, like you don't really care one way or the other.

  Aang : [screen pans left to show Meng sidling up to Aang]  Well... ok.

  Meng : Hey Aang, I was wondering...

  Aang : See you later.

  [Aang quickly walks away, leaving a disappointed Meng] 

  Sokka : [Rubbing his chin in admiration]  Wow, that kid is good!

• Villager : We're waiting for Aunt Wu to come and read the clouds, to predict the fate of the whole village.

  Aang : That cloud kind of looks like a fluffy bunny.

  Villager : You better hope that's not a bunny. The fluffy bunny cloud forecasts doom and destruction.

  Sokka : Do you even hear yourself?

• Aang : [as Katara's getting a reading]  So... What do you think they're talking about back there?

  Sokka : Boring stuff, I'm sure: Love, who she's going to marry, how many babies she's going to have.

  Aang : Yeah, dumb stuff like that. Well, I gotta find a bathroom.