Barney Miller (TV Series)
Hair (1975)
Abe Vigoda: Det. Phil Fish
Quotes
-
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay Chano, what do you call that ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What do you mean ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I mean that thing that looks like it just crawled out from under the rock.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I don't know, he's got a certain style
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, yeah right !, Right off the cover of Harper's Bizarre
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What's that thing in his ear ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : That, I don't know about
Det. Phil Fish : That was an alarm, you pull on it, if his beard catches on fire
-
Det. Phil Fish : Okay, Barney.Hey Fish, we got to get rolling man. We got to see a lady about a burglary on the Upper East Side and also somebody is ripping off drugs at Gramercy Park Hospital, which do you want to check out first?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Try the hospital, at least the conversation is more stimulating
-
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Well, we ain't got any hot water again
Det. Phil Fish : We ain't got any hot water again, yet
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : We ain't never got any hot water, ever, neither
Det. Phil Fish : Sometimes you make a great deal of sense
-
Bernice Fish : Aren't you ashamed?
Det. Phil Fish : Bernice. Barney may I use your office.
Barney Miller : Help yourself.
Det. Phil Fish : Get in there
-
Barney Miller : Hey Fish...
Det. Phil Fish : Yeah
Barney Miller : You didn't qualify.
Det. Phil Fish : It was cold, I wore gloves
Barney Miller : Now, you are going to have to go back next week. This time practice, huh ?
Det. Phil Fish : Practice. That means I have to buy my own bullets. You know how much bullets are today?
Barney Miller : There's big demand between between the Middle East and Television
Det. Phil Fish : Used to buy a beautiful bullet for 6 or 7 cents. Today, 13 cents, and lousy quality, in cheap boxes.
-
Barney Miller : Hey, hot of the press, tour sheets. And a communique from headquarter. Gardeno goes back to narcotics as soon as he gets out of the hospital
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Oh, yeah, I'll tell you, he's going to be glad to hear that because he has a four-day growth of beard and he's polished his earring
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I still don't understand why the guy needs gimmicks to do his job ? He's good enough without them.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What's that around your neck ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : My Marine dog-tags, but I don't need them. I just wear them for... luck
Det. Ron Harris : Ah, he wouldn't be caught dead without them.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Right
Barney Miller : What about the slave bracelet ?
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, man, that's a genuine antique. That belonged to my great-grandfather
Barney Miller : Everybody needs something
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, listen, I got a good luck tattoo but you can't see it because it's under my cast
[lips "pretty stuff?"]
Det. Phil Fish : I got lucky teeth
Yemana : How come there lucky ?
Det. Phil Fish : My dentist died before they were half-paid for .