Barney Miller (TV Series)

Hair (1975)

Charles Fleischer: Floyd

Quotes 

• Floyd : Hey mother, your not going to leave me are you ?

  Bernice Fish : I'm not your mother

  Floyd : You sure you ain't got a son?

  Bernice Fish : I'm sure

  Floyd : You want to buy one ? Don't leave me mother ? That mother left me.

• Bernice Fish : Is that Marijuana ?

  Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, good stuff, too. Look at that. Hey, Barney, stoned and in possession.

  Bernice Fish : You got your whole life in front of you, what do you need that for ?

  Floyd : Because , I got my whole life in front of me

• Floyd : Are you kidding me ?

  Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : No man, why should I kid you. Floyd, I am telling you , man this is only the second floor. It's just that you are higher than the rest of us. Come on kid, inside. There you go. That's it.

  Floyd : Oh man, this cell is out of tune.

• Floyd : [Gardeno rolled up a paper towel]  Hey Man ! , could you roll one of those for me ?