Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Hero (1975)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
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Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : Okay, come on , come on, come on.
Mayflower : Say man !, since when is it a crime to come to the defense of a lady and try to protect her honor ? Since when ?
Det. Ron Harris : When you push her trick out of a second-story window.
Mayflower : Man, Don't tell me chivalry ain't dead ?
Det. Ron Harris : Look, baby, you can call it whatever you want to, but up here its called felonious assault .
Det. Ron Harris : Don't give me details, man. I'm talking about principle
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Sit down before you fall off your shoes.
Mayflower : Chuck me that phone, I'm about to call my main man.
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Det. Ron Harris : 12th Precinct, Detective Harris... Yeah, Just a minute, Liz... Barney, it's your wife
Capt. Barney Miller : Hey, Liz , What's up ?... What are you doing downstairs?... You all right?... Ah, yeah... Bring him up... Liz made a citizen's arrest
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Who'd she collar ?
Det. Ron Harris : A mugger, eight year old, with a pointed stick
Det. Ron Harris : He's just out of diapers
Capt. Barney Miller : He came out armed
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Truman Jackson : Hey, brother. let me go
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, man, I can't do that. I mean, you broke the law. And now, it's my duty to inform you that anything you say can be held against you
Truman Jackson : You ain't no brother.
Det. Ron Harris : That too. Sit down.
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Elizabeth Miller : Inside... Excuse me... Is this homocide ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Yes, ma'am, this is Detective Harris, Detective Yemana, of the Goon Squad. What can we do for you ?
Elizabeth Miller : I'd like to make arrangements to have this boy sent to prison .
Truman Jackson : Come on lady, I was only jivin'. It wasn't my stick anyway.
Capt. Barney Miller : What's your name ?
Truman Jackson : Truman Jackson, I'm only 7 1/2
Elizabeth Miller : He's 8
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : All right, uh... , the facts, please, ma'am
Elizabeth Miller : Well, I was riding in an elevator at the house of a friend when this boy got on the elevator and pointed this me and said "this is a stickup".
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Very well-put
Elizabeth Miller : And then he asked me for all my money
Truman Jackson : Well, she didn't give me any ? Then she took my stick That's robbery ain't it ?
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, Jackson. All right. Harris... book him
Det. Ron Harris : Okay, Come on... Let's go.
Elizabeth Miller : Do you think I can have a cup of coffee ?
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Det. Ron Harris : What's your telephone number ?
Truman Jackson : Man, I ain't got no phone.
Det. Ron Harris : Where do your parents live?
Truman Jackson : Man, I ain't got no parents
Det. Ron Harris : Well, who do you live with ?
Truman Jackson : Grandma and Grandpa
Det. Ron Harris : Ah.
Truman Jackson : Am I going to prison?
Det. Ron Harris : Ah yeah, you got to go to prison
Truman Jackson : For how long?
Det. Ron Harris : Well, that's up to the judge, Judge Meanie. He's known as the "hanging judge"
Truman Jackson : You jivin' me ?
Det. Ron Harris : No, man that's the absolute truth. The last little dude that held a lady up in a elevator got 18 years. That was from Judge Goodie
Truman Jackson : Do I get him?
Det. Ron Harris : Oh no, he's sick
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Det. Ron Harris : You get one meal a day, and you already missed today's
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay, Mayflower just dock it here. I got to get my key.
Mayflower : Well, well, I see you finally got your hands on "Mr Big"
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, man look -- the little brother started out on the wrong path , we're trying to show him the light so don't blow it, you dig ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Any help you can give us will be duly noted on your RAP sheet and the District Attorney will be so notified . Do I make myself clear?
Mayflower : Say no more and open the door !... What's happening, baby ?Ah, You're one of those tight-lipped cats. What'd you do, soul brother?
Truman Jackson : Holdup
Mayflower : You in the big time. Better get some rest, 'cause it long trip up the river !
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Truman Jackson : Please, man, isn't there any way I can get out of this mess ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, let's see now, you could, uh... throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Truman Jackson : That pretty lady ain't no witch.
Capt. Barney Miller : Yeah ?
Truman Jackson : And it's my stick ?
Capt. Barney Miller : And ?
Truman Jackson : I'm never gonna do nothing like that again
Capt. Barney Miller : Okay ! See, Judge Meanie said that if you confessed, I could let you go.
Truman Jackson : No Stuff ?
Capt. Barney Miller : No Stuff ! Harris, turn him loose.
Truman Jackson : Bye Little Richard . Sorry I can't have dinner with you.
Mayflower : That's all right Truman. Don't worry about it. Just remember what I told you ? Use your brains, and... a stick is uncool
Truman Jackson : ...A stick is uncool.
Det. Ron Harris : Truman... Officer Harris here is going to take you home. No handcuffs.
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Truman Jackson : Goodbye, everybody
Det. Ron Harris : Come on, little brother. Let me give you a ride.
Truman Jackson : You gonna tell my grandpa what happened ?
Truman Jackson : I got to.
Truman Jackson : Man, you ain't no brother.