"Wojo's Girl" was originally a one hour broadcast, inexplicably split into two for IMDb, despite the fact that the hour long episodes of SOAP all count as single entries. This first half centers on Harriet Brauer (Doris Roberts, third of four), last seen in "The Sighting," in which her husband Phillip (Peter Hobbs, fourth of six) was obsessed with gold. Now he's switched from appliance salesman to amateur mercenary, subscribing to 'Combat Quarterly,' published by Col. Charles Dundee (Michael Conrad), going so far as to purchase a bazooka. Meanwhile, disgruntled vacationer Frank Mallory (Philip Bruns, second of four) reports that after taking his wife on a second honeymoon to Europe, something they've been planning for ten years, she's decided on divorce! Travel agent Nells Finney (Lewis Arquette) made it clear to him that it wasn't the deluxe package, resulting in '28 days of horror,' and now the despondent Mallory wants a refund. Darlene Parks as Wojo's new girlfriend Nancy sets up the second half of this episode, in which no other cast members appear.