Barney Miller (TV Series)
Wojo's Girl: Part 1 (1979)
Michael Conrad: Col. Charles Dundee
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : Expecting trouble ?
Col. Charles Dundee : I keep it mostly for sentimental reasons
Capt. Barney Miller : According to your advertisement, you run some kind of recruitment agency
Col. Charles Dundee : We're looking for a few good men.
Capt. Barney Miller : Is, uh... that one of them
Col. Charles Dundee : Brauer is a good man.
Capt. Barney Miller : You would send a fifty year old appliance salesman off to fight in some guerilla war
Col. Charles Dundee : You say war, like it's there's something dirty about it.
Capt. Barney Miller : Must have slipped out
Capt. Barney Miller : Captain, war is the one thing we can depend on, in a crazy, mixed-up uncertain world.
Capt. Barney Miller : Why don't you have a seat over at Sergeant Harris's desk and he'll get some further information out of you.
Det. Ron Harris : Thank's Barn... Mr. Dundee
Col. Charles Dundee : Colonel
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Det. Ron Harris : Approximate date you purchased the weapon ?
Col. Charles Dundee : Your ever consider it ?
Det. Ron Harris : Consider what ?
Col. Charles Dundee : Merc work
Det. Ron Harris : Merc work
Col. Charles Dundee : Half dozen places in Africa. You could name in your own ticket -- Angola, Ethiopia, The Congo.
Det. Ron Harris : No thanks
Col. Charles Dundee : Why not ?
Det. Ron Harris : I can't wear Khaki .
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Det. Ron Harris : Oh, Barney, uh, I finished checking out the Colonel. He's got a Collector's License for the weapons.
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, how about Brookburn Enterprises
Det. Ron Harris : Tacky, but it's legal
Col. Charles Dundee : Anything else you need, Captain ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Ah, not at the moment Colonel . Thank you for your cooperation
Col. Charles Dundee : My pleasure, ready Brauer ?
Phillip Brauer : Look, uh, Colonel there's, uh... there's been a change of plans . I can't go with you
Col. Charles Dundee : Oh.
Phillip Brauer : It's, uh, it's my wife, she's unstable. I can't leave her alone.
Col. Charles Dundee : Well, that's too bad. It would have been great fun.
Phillip Brauer : Yeah
Col. Charles Dundee : But... there will be other chances -- Middle East, Asia, Cleveland... Touch of humor
Phillip Brauer : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks
Col. Charles Dundee : Don't mention it
Harriet Brauer : Phil ?
Phillip Brauer : Yeah.
Harriet Brauer : Can we go ?
Phillip Brauer : Yeah, We can go .
Harriet Brauer : Oh. Oh. Thank you so much
Det. Ron Harris : Anytime
Harriet Brauer : Everyone
Capt. Barney Miller : Mrs. Brauer
Harriet Brauer : Oh, Captain, thank you, everyone
Capt. Barney Miller : Good luck, Mr. Brauer.
Phillip Brauer : Be seeing you. Yeah, I'll bet you anything . I'll be seeing you
Col. Charles Dundee : Captain , see you around
Capt. Barney Miller : Probably, we're going to keep an little eye on your collection
Col. Charles Dundee : No problem. Oh, uh... you know, a man of your experience, you'd be a major, easy
Capt. Barney Miller : Captain's plenty
Col. Charles Dundee : Anybody else ?
Frank Mallory , Nells Finney : No... No
Col. Charles Dundee : Stand easy, men ?
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Det. Ron Harris : Barn... This is Charles Dundee
Col. Charles Dundee : Colonel Dundee
Capt. Barney Miller : Colonel, are you presently in the Army ?
Col. Charles Dundee : Several. I take it, you are the Commanding Officer
Capt. Barney Miller : I'm Captain Miller, yes.
Det. Ron Harris : He's the main honcho over at Brookburn Enterprises.
Col. Charles Dundee : I'm the President and Supervising Officer of Worldwide Operations.
Det. Ron Harris : Got a room above a pizza joint over on 44th street
Col. Charles Dundee : We like to keep a low profile
Col. Charles Dundee : You also like to keep a couple of firearms.
Col. Charles Dundee : I got a right to secure my place of business