Barney Miller (TV Series)
Wojo's Girl: Part 1 (1979)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
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Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I like her and all, but, uh... It's not exactly like she's fresh off the vine She never walked the streets... Strictly telephone... That's all over with now.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I don't know what it is Barn, I --I seemed to get hooked up with fallen women. It's like I need to think they need saving and I'm the only guy in the world to do it.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : You know, what my problem is, I'm a prisoner to my biological urges... I mean, my sex life is running the whole damn show.
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Nells Finney : He had hit me from no reason
Frank Mallory : I had a right, he put me through hell
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Can you stop yelling, it's an old building
Capt. Barney Miller : What do we got here ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : That's Frank Mallory and this Nells Finney. We found them rolling around the gutter in front of Finney's business.
Frank Mallory : I was just trying to get a refund.
Capt. Barney Miller : A refund ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, uh, Finney here owns a travel agency
Nells Finney : Jolly Jaunt Tours.
Frank Mallory : 13 hours on a plane, 5 hours in customs, and 2 hours in a dirty taxi.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Mr Mallory returned from a trip to Europe, this morning that Mr. Finney had arranged.
Frank Mallory : 28 days of horror
Nells Finney : I told you it wasn't our deluxe package
Frank Mallory : Listen, my wife had been planning this trip for ten years. It was going to be the honeymoon we never had. We were gonna revitalize our relationship and now she wants a divorce. Did you know that?
Capt. Barney Miller : Just... just take it easy, take it easy, Mr. Mallory. Whose charging who ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : It's mutual
Capt. Barney Miller : I'm gonna slide Mr. Mallory around here to your desk
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Come on, Mr. Mallory, here we go
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo , you got Mr. Finney
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Have a seat there, Mr. Finney