Barney Miller (TV Series)
Wojo's Girl: Part 1 (1979)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Harriet Brauer : Captain, he's at it again
Capt. Barney Miller : He is, how consistent of him ?
Harriet Brauer : Harriet Brauer, you remember, you arrested my husband last year
Capt. Barney Miller : We did ?
Harriet Brauer : The tall man with the crazy eyes. The nut with the gold
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh yeah.
Det. Ron Harris : Of course
Harriet Brauer : He -- He even sold you a gold coin, remember ?
Det. Ron Harris : Vividly, it's gone down 28 bucks, since I bought it
Capt. Barney Miller : What's the problem ?
Det. Ron Harris : Too many speculators
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Capt. Barney Miller : Well, I still not convinced, there is anything illegal about this
Det. Ron Harris : Well, we're coming to that. You see, apparently, Brookburn Enterprises, also supplies it applicants with weapons
Harriet Brauer : Last week, he brought home a Bazooka
Capt. Barney Miller : Maybe you should check it out. Take a couple of uniforms with you
Det. Ron Harris : Right , Barn
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Det. Ron Harris : Okay, Right this way !
Phillip Brauer : I know, I know, I have been here before ?
Det. Ron Harris : He hasn't.
Phillip Brauer : You getting a big kick out of this, don't you ?
Harriet Brauer : I'm doing it for you
Phillip Brauer : I don't want you to
Det. Ron Harris : Hey... Hey. You remember Captain Miller ?
Phillip Brauer : You can't stop me. This is America.
Det. Ron Harris : You do remember Mr. Brauer ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Now I do .
Phillip Brauer : A man has a right to give his life meaning. A man has a right to participate
Capt. Barney Miller : In what?
Phillip Brauer : In the ebb and flow of current events.
Capt. Barney Miller : That's very conscientious of you, but your wife is very concerned for your safety
Phillip Brauer : I don't care what she told you, I want you to understand one thing. I have thought this thing over very carefully and calmly. This is not the act of a crazy man
Harriet Brauer : Look at the eyes, the eyes
Phillip Brauer : My eyes have always look like this.I've had pictures since I was a little kid.
Capt. Barney Miller : Why don't you have a seat, Mr Brauer, we'll try... ?
Phillip Brauer : Your a very sick woman
Harriet Brauer : Coming from you, that's a compliment
Phillip Brauer : Oh, really...
Capt. Barney Miller : Mr Brauer, why don't you have a seat, huh ?
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Capt. Barney Miller : Expecting trouble ?
Col. Charles Dundee : I keep it mostly for sentimental reasons
Capt. Barney Miller : According to your advertisement, you run some kind of recruitment agency
Col. Charles Dundee : We're looking for a few good men.
Capt. Barney Miller : Is, uh... that one of them
Col. Charles Dundee : Brauer is a good man.
Capt. Barney Miller : You would send a fifty year old appliance salesman off to fight in some guerilla war
Col. Charles Dundee : You say war, like it's there's something dirty about it.
Capt. Barney Miller : Must have slipped out
Capt. Barney Miller : Captain, war is the one thing we can depend on, in a crazy, mixed-up uncertain world.
Capt. Barney Miller : Why don't you have a seat over at Sergeant Harris's desk and he'll get some further information out of you.
Det. Ron Harris : Thank's Barn... Mr. Dundee
Col. Charles Dundee : Colonel
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Det. Ron Harris : Approximate date you purchased the weapon ?
Col. Charles Dundee : Your ever consider it ?
Det. Ron Harris : Consider what ?
Col. Charles Dundee : Merc work
Det. Ron Harris : Merc work
Col. Charles Dundee : Half dozen places in Africa. You could name in your own ticket -- Angola, Ethiopia, The Congo.
Det. Ron Harris : No thanks
Col. Charles Dundee : Why not ?
Det. Ron Harris : I can't wear Khaki .
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Det. Ron Harris : Oh, Barney, uh, I finished checking out the Colonel. He's got a Collector's License for the weapons.
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, how about Brookburn Enterprises
Det. Ron Harris : Tacky, but it's legal
Col. Charles Dundee : Anything else you need, Captain ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Ah, not at the moment Colonel . Thank you for your cooperation
Col. Charles Dundee : My pleasure, ready Brauer ?
Phillip Brauer : Look, uh, Colonel there's, uh... there's been a change of plans . I can't go with you
Col. Charles Dundee : Oh.
Phillip Brauer : It's, uh, it's my wife, she's unstable. I can't leave her alone.
Col. Charles Dundee : Well, that's too bad. It would have been great fun.
Phillip Brauer : Yeah
Col. Charles Dundee : But... there will be other chances -- Middle East, Asia, Cleveland... Touch of humor
Phillip Brauer : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks
Col. Charles Dundee : Don't mention it
Harriet Brauer : Phil ?
Phillip Brauer : Yeah.
Harriet Brauer : Can we go ?
Phillip Brauer : Yeah, We can go .
Harriet Brauer : Oh. Oh. Thank you so much
Det. Ron Harris : Anytime
Harriet Brauer : Everyone
Capt. Barney Miller : Mrs. Brauer
Harriet Brauer : Oh, Captain, thank you, everyone
Capt. Barney Miller : Good luck, Mr. Brauer.
Phillip Brauer : Be seeing you. Yeah, I'll bet you anything . I'll be seeing you
Col. Charles Dundee : Captain , see you around
Capt. Barney Miller : Probably, we're going to keep an little eye on your collection
Col. Charles Dundee : No problem. Oh, uh... you know, a man of your experience, you'd be a major, easy
Capt. Barney Miller : Captain's plenty
Col. Charles Dundee : Anybody else ?
Frank Mallory , Nells Finney : No... No
Col. Charles Dundee : Stand easy, men ?
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Det. Ron Harris : Barn... This is Charles Dundee
Col. Charles Dundee : Colonel Dundee
Capt. Barney Miller : Colonel, are you presently in the Army ?
Col. Charles Dundee : Several. I take it, you are the Commanding Officer
Capt. Barney Miller : I'm Captain Miller, yes.
Det. Ron Harris : He's the main honcho over at Brookburn Enterprises.
Col. Charles Dundee : I'm the President and Supervising Officer of Worldwide Operations.
Det. Ron Harris : Got a room above a pizza joint over on 44th street
Col. Charles Dundee : We like to keep a low profile
Col. Charles Dundee : You also like to keep a couple of firearms.
Col. Charles Dundee : I got a right to secure my place of business