Barney Miller (TV Series)
Wojo's Girl: Part 1 (1979)
Peter Hobbs: Phillip Brauer
Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : Okay, Right this way !
Phillip Brauer : I know, I know, I have been here before ?
Det. Ron Harris : He hasn't.
Phillip Brauer : You getting a big kick out of this, don't you ?
Harriet Brauer : I'm doing it for you
Phillip Brauer : I don't want you to
Det. Ron Harris : Hey... Hey. You remember Captain Miller ?
Phillip Brauer : You can't stop me. This is America.
Det. Ron Harris : You do remember Mr. Brauer ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Now I do .
Phillip Brauer : A man has a right to give his life meaning. A man has a right to participate
Capt. Barney Miller : In what?
Phillip Brauer : In the ebb and flow of current events.
Capt. Barney Miller : That's very conscientious of you, but your wife is very concerned for your safety
Phillip Brauer : I don't care what she told you, I want you to understand one thing. I have thought this thing over very carefully and calmly. This is not the act of a crazy man
Harriet Brauer : Look at the eyes, the eyes
Phillip Brauer : My eyes have always look like this.I've had pictures since I was a little kid.
Capt. Barney Miller : Why don't you have a seat, Mr Brauer, we'll try... ?
Phillip Brauer : Your a very sick woman
Harriet Brauer : Coming from you, that's a compliment
Phillip Brauer : Oh, really...
Capt. Barney Miller : Mr Brauer, why don't you have a seat, huh ?
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Phillip Brauer : Harriet, the opportunities are incredible. Listen, a few years ago, few years ago, a band of mercs captured an island off Africa. They owned the whole country, and lived like kings.
Harriet Brauer : Oh, Phil, if something happens over there that solves your problems but I still have the rest of my life to get through
Phillip Brauer : But, Harriet, I can do something. I can affect something.
Harriet Brauer : But Phil, I need you here, not 5000 miles away. Phil... I want you here
Phillip Brauer : Well, alright, maybe I don't have to go to Africa. Maybe I can go the Caribbean or South America or Mexico City
Harriet Brauer : What are you gonna do, commute?
Harriet Brauer : I want you here... I need you
Phillip Brauer : Don't do that Harriet.
Harriet Brauer : What ?
Phillip Brauer : Turn me on ?
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Det. Ron Harris : Oh, Barney, uh, I finished checking out the Colonel. He's got a Collector's License for the weapons.
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, how about Brookburn Enterprises
Det. Ron Harris : Tacky, but it's legal
Col. Charles Dundee : Anything else you need, Captain ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Ah, not at the moment Colonel . Thank you for your cooperation
Col. Charles Dundee : My pleasure, ready Brauer ?
Phillip Brauer : Look, uh, Colonel there's, uh... there's been a change of plans . I can't go with you
Col. Charles Dundee : Oh.
Phillip Brauer : It's, uh, it's my wife, she's unstable. I can't leave her alone.
Col. Charles Dundee : Well, that's too bad. It would have been great fun.
Phillip Brauer : Yeah
Col. Charles Dundee : But... there will be other chances -- Middle East, Asia, Cleveland... Touch of humor
Phillip Brauer : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks
Col. Charles Dundee : Don't mention it
Harriet Brauer : Phil ?
Phillip Brauer : Yeah.
Harriet Brauer : Can we go ?
Phillip Brauer : Yeah, We can go .
Harriet Brauer : Oh. Oh. Thank you so much
Det. Ron Harris : Anytime
Harriet Brauer : Everyone
Capt. Barney Miller : Mrs. Brauer
Harriet Brauer : Oh, Captain, thank you, everyone
Capt. Barney Miller : Good luck, Mr. Brauer.
Phillip Brauer : Be seeing you. Yeah, I'll bet you anything . I'll be seeing you
Col. Charles Dundee : Captain , see you around
Capt. Barney Miller : Probably, we're going to keep an little eye on your collection
Col. Charles Dundee : No problem. Oh, uh... you know, a man of your experience, you'd be a major, easy
Capt. Barney Miller : Captain's plenty
Col. Charles Dundee : Anybody else ?
Frank Mallory , Nells Finney : No... No
Col. Charles Dundee : Stand easy, men ?