Barney Miller (TV Series)
Wojo's Girl: Part 1 (1979)
Steve Landesberg: Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich
Quotes
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Nells Finney : He had hit me from no reason
Frank Mallory : I had a right, he put me through hell
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Can you stop yelling, it's an old building
Capt. Barney Miller : What do we got here ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : That's Frank Mallory and this Nells Finney. We found them rolling around the gutter in front of Finney's business.
Frank Mallory : I was just trying to get a refund.
Capt. Barney Miller : A refund ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, uh, Finney here owns a travel agency
Nells Finney : Jolly Jaunt Tours.
Frank Mallory : 13 hours on a plane, 5 hours in customs, and 2 hours in a dirty taxi.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Mr Mallory returned from a trip to Europe, this morning that Mr. Finney had arranged.
Frank Mallory : 28 days of horror
Nells Finney : I told you it wasn't our deluxe package
Frank Mallory : Listen, my wife had been planning this trip for ten years. It was going to be the honeymoon we never had. We were gonna revitalize our relationship and now she wants a divorce. Did you know that?
Capt. Barney Miller : Just... just take it easy, take it easy, Mr. Mallory. Whose charging who ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : It's mutual
Capt. Barney Miller : I'm gonna slide Mr. Mallory around here to your desk
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Come on, Mr. Mallory, here we go
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo , you got Mr. Finney
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Have a seat there, Mr. Finney
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Captain, I checked Mallory and Finney for priors. There both clean
Capt. Barney Miller : Fine, Gentlemen, we have no reason to hold you. Want to hold each other ?
Frank Mallory : Huh ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Who is charging whom ?
Nells Finney : Well, if it's alright with you, I just want to get out of here
Capt. Barney Miller : Good. Mr. Mallory ?
Frank Mallory : I just want to get to bed. I'm starting to hallucinate.
Capt. Barney Miller : Fine. Let them loose.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : That's an interesting tactic, you used.
Capt. Barney Miller : What's that ?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Whenever we have assault cases. You always put the two combatants in the cell, give them the opportunity to reconcile
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Or beat the hell out of each other again
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, I have faith in human nature. I figure, two intelligent adults -- give them the opportunity...
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I better get them out of there