- Batman: [after finding out Ra's transferred his mind into Talia's body] Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever heard! You're creeping me out.
- Bruce Wayne: *You*? She *kissed* me!
- [Bruce has the chance to become young again]
- Terry McGinnis: I'll tell you right now, there's no way I'm wearing the Robin suit.
- Ra's Al Ghul: But now this youthful form has served its purpose. It is time for me to move on to a new body: yours.
- Bruce Wayne: [sarcastic] Sure, Ra's, why not? Anything to hold off the Grim Reaper another few seconds.
- [contemptuous]
- Bruce Wayne: I take it back. You don't cheat death, you whimper in fear of it.
- Ra's Al Ghul: [backhands him] Silence!
- Bruce Wayne: And you hit like a girl.
- [watching Batman: The Musical]
- Bruce Wayne: You hate me, don't you?
- Terry McGinnis: Come on, lighten up, it's your birthday.
- Bruce Wayne: Don't remind me.
- Terry McGinnis: Hey, it took me weeks to get tickets to this show. It's shway!
- Bruce Wayne: Its schw-arbage.
- Bruce Wayne: I should have known you'd cheat death again, Ra's.
- Ra's Al Ghul: I don't cheat death, I master it. Though, I assure you, this time my longevity comes at a price most dear.
- Bruce Wayne: Talia.
- Talia: Very thorough, Terry. Though Father's name was pronounced "Raish," not "Razz." A common mistake.
- [in "Batman: The Musical"]
- Gordon: Good work, Caped Crusader. Once again you've saved our fair city from those vile miscreants.
- Player Batman: They were no problem, Commissioner. For as we all know, criminals are...
- [singing]
- Player Batman: A superstitious, cowardly lot! They plan and plot, but they always get caught!
- Gordon, Player Batman: Their evil schemes all come to naught! A superstitious, cowardly lot!
- Carl: [Carl and Mikey carry Terry to an alligator pit] The bite isn't what finishes 'em, you know? That's just to get a good grip.
- Mikey: Is that right?
- Carl: Oh, yeah. You should stick around and watch sometime, Mikey. It's fascinating.
- Mikey: Get help, Carl.
- Carl: What? I like to watch. Is that so wrong?
- Mikey: Just throw him in.
- [last lines]
- Bruce Wayne: [gazing once the photo of Talia after turning off the computer] Rest well, beloved.