Batman Beyond (TV Series)

Plague (2000)

Seth Green: Nelson Nash

Quotes 

• Falseface : [posing as a Customs agent]  Anything to declare?

  Nelson Nash : Yeah. Saint Denis parties hardy.

  Falseface : I meant do you have any restricted items in your possession?

  Nelson Nash : [placing his bag on the table]  Peg it. I got nothing to hide.

  Falseface : [finding a vial of green liquid]  What's this?

  Nelson Nash : Jeez, how'd that get in there?

  Falseface : You tell me.

  Nelson Nash : Well, I don't know. Someone must have stuck it in at the airport. You know, like when I went to the bathroom.

  Falseface : You let this bag out of your sight?

  Nelson Nash : I had to. The stall was too small. I was desperate. You gotta believe me. I've never seen it before in my life. Honest.

  Falseface : [after a moment of consideration]  Go on. Next time, Mr. Nash, keep a closer eye on your bags.

• Chelsea : Nelson! What took so long?

  Nelson Nash : Some jerk in Customs gave me the third degree.

  Terry McGinnis : Looks like he was thorough.

  [Chelsea and Dana giggle at seeing Nelson's polka-dotted boxers sticking out of his bag] 

  Nelson Nash : McGinnis. What are you doing here?

  Terry McGinnis : Just along for the ride.

  Nelson Nash : [thrusting his bag into Terry's chest]  Here. Make yourself useful.