Batman (TV Series)
Batman Sets the Pace (1966)
Cesar Romero: The Joker
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Quotes
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Henchman #2 : [after Batman and Robin walk up out of the chimney] Hey, boss, they're gone!
The Joker : I know that!
Henchman #2 : But how did they get out?
The Joker : They took the elevator! What do you think?
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The Joker : [after his cover is blown and his Maharaja costume destroyed] Egads! I'm deflated!
Batman : A fitting end for you, Joker. Like the rest of your criminal ilk, you were never anything but a threatening bag of hot air. Chief O'Hara, call your men. Cart this human trash away.
Chief O'Hara : Right.
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The Joker : What's the matter with you, Batman? I'm the funny man around here!
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Commissioner Gordon : [on phone] I warn you Joker, if the Maharajah is harmed, we'll hunt you down, if it takes a hundred years.
The Joker : [on other line] By that time my jokes will be stale, wouldn't they, Commisioner?
[laughs]