Batman (TV Series)
Flop Goes the Joker (1967)
Madge Blake: Mrs. Cooper
Quotes
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[Alfred and the Joker are engaged in a swordfight]
Aunt Harriet Cooper : Alfred, be careful! The Joker's an arch-criminal!
Alfred Pennyworth : I know, madam, but a very poor fencer.
The Joker : You anglo-fink! I'll smash you to smidgens!
Alfred Pennyworth : May I point out that smidgens is a childish effusion which should have no place even in so poor a vocabulary as yours, sir.
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Aunt Harriet Cooper : Oh, Batman and Robin, thank heaven you're here. Is Alfred all right?
Batman : Yes, he's just fine, Mrs. Cooper.
Baby Jane Towser : Batman, I'm so sorry for all the the trouble I've caused you.
Batman : It was an honest mistake, Baby Jane. No one blames you for it.
Baby Jane Towser : *I* blame myself. It'll be a long time before anyone catches me in another art gallery.
Robin : It'll be an even longer time for Joker.
Aunt Harriet Cooper : By the way, where is Joker?
Robin : Right now, Joker's having his ups and downs.
Batman : You might say that.