Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

The Last Laugh (1992)

Kevin Conroy: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : Justice will be served, Joker.

  The Joker : Service with a smile?

  [Joker throws one of his steel playing-cards at Batman, but it misses him and hits a wall] 

  Batman : Clean up your act, Joker.

  The Joker : Oh, that's a joke, right? Batman finally told a joke.

  [Joker laughs maniacally] 

• Batman : Alfred, I left the hex key upstairs in the den. Would you bring it down?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Oh, go fetch it yourself!

  [Blows raspberry] 

  Batman : Very funny, Alfred. But I've no time to play.

• The Joker : Batman, you're a real party pooper. Why don't you take your mask off and have a few laughs?

  [he cackles] 

  Batman : Cut the clowning, Joker.

• Alfred Pennyworth : Well, you'll be happy to know I've drawn you a bath. Whenever you're ready, sir.

  [Bruce approaches the tub, which is empty] 

  Bruce Wayne : What's the deal, Alfred?

  [Alfred holds up a small card, with a picture of a tub on it] 

  Alfred Pennyworth : I said I "drew you a bath," sir. April Fools!

  Bruce Wayne : Very funny, Alfred. I guess I'll just take a shower.

  Alfred Pennyworth : [to himself]  Not a funnybone in his entire body.