- Berlin youth choir director: And yes we have eine solo, and ze solo singer, we have ein Siegfried. This young man, this young man is...
- [a girl steps up to him]
- Berlin youth choir director: You be Siegfried?
- Siegfried: Ya.
- Berlin youth choir director: Young man? You hass eine guten pair of lungs for ein young man. You hass eine guten pair of lungs for ein frau.
- Benny Hill: I didn't use my deodorant today. I didn't use my deodorant yesterday. I might not use my deodorant tomorrow.
- Trudi Van Doorn: Oh please, please use it tomorrow! Poowaaa!