Alan said he had a scary clown face, he said he saw the same face on a clown in a parade, then he said the clown in court looked exactly the same. Every clown has different makeup that is registered, so it is impossible for Alan to have seen the same face on two different clowns.
When Dwight Biddle is telling Shirley Schmidt about her cow going to a slaughter house and winding up on her dinner table. Biddle tells her "you ate him". A cow is not a him.