Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Back 2 School (1994)
Danny McNulty: Harvey 'Harley' Keiner
Quotes
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Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : What's your name, kid?
Cory : Cory Matthews.
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Nah, that's a poofy name. If you're gonna hang with me, you've got to have a name that inspires fear and respect. Let me look at you. I've got it. From now on, you are JOHNNY BABOON.
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Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : So, Johnny, I just wanted to thank you for the chance of meeting our new school principal and getting detention all week with my good friend, Marion.
Cory Matthews : I'm very, very sorry.
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Oh, think nothing of it. By the way, Johnny B., do you think you could meet me in the senior bathroom, say around 3:00?
Cory Matthews : Sure. What for, gang pictures?
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : No, when I get through killing you, you won't be so photogenic.
Cory Matthews : You're gonna kill me?
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Oh, yeah oh, yeah. I really, really, really am. But not until 3:00. Enjoy your lunch.
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Mr. Stimpleman : What's your name?
Cory : Johnny Baboon
Mr. Stimpleman : Are you making fun of me? Nobody makes fun of Marion Stimpleman
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : [mockingly] MARION!, what did I do?
Mr. Stimpleman : You were with him, Keiner. You just need to pick your friends better.
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Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Who're you?
Jonathan Turner : Your worst nightmare, I'm the new teacher.
Harvey 'Harley' Keiner : Teacher, right, that's why I don't recognize you.
Jonathan Turner : Let me introduce myself, Jonathan Turner, English lit and kickboxing.