Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Family (2000)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : [to Mr. Maclay] You wanna take Tara out of here against her will? You gotta come through me.
Dawn Summers : And me!
Mr. Maclay : Is this a joke? I'm not gonna be threatened by two little girls.
Dawn Summers : You don't wanna mess with us.
Buffy Summers : She's a hair-puller.
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Riley Finn : He started it.
Xander Harris : He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might've been Latin.
Rupert Giles : Stop it or you're going to break something.
Buffy Summers : Or I'm going to break something.
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[trying to think of what to get Tara for her birthday]
Xander Harris : Well, candles, maybe, or bath oils of some kind.
Buffy Summers : I saw a really cute sweater at Bloomies, but I think I want me to have it.
Rupert Giles : And you are talking about what on earth?
Buffy Summers : Tara's birthday. We're at a loss.
Rupert Giles : You're in a magic shop, and you can't think what Tara would like. I believe you're both profoundly stupid.
Xander Harris : Well, we don't really know the kind of things witches like. I mean, what, are we gonna get her some cheesy crystal ball?
Rupert Giles : You bloody well better not. I've got mine already wrapped.
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[Spike punches Tara and then screms in pain]
Tara Maclay : He hit my nose!
Willow Rosenberg : And it hurt! Uh, him, I mean.
Buffy Summers : [to Mr. Maclay] And that only works on humans.
Spike : There's no demon in there. That's just a family legend. Am I right...? Just a bit of spin to keep the ladies in line? Huh, you're a piece of work. I like you.
Tara Maclay : [to Willow] I'm not a demon.
Willow Rosenberg : [smiling] You're not a demon.
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Riley Finn : I squared away the rest of your stuff. Wouldn't even know you ever left.
Buffy Summers : Oh, you're a god. You're like the god of boyfriends.
Riley Finn : Nah, I just like it when you owe me favors.
Buffy Summers : Well, this earns you a big favor. There could be outfits.
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Mr. Maclay : This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara's affairs. *We* are her blood kin! Who the hell are you?
Buffy Summers : We're family.
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Buffy Summers : Nothing like gettin' your ass kicked to... make your ass hurt.
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Anya : [about helping Buffy clear her Residence room] But we just helped her move the stuff in a few days ago...
[turns and sees Buffy]
Anya : ... and it was fun!
Rupert Giles : [Reading a book] People help each other out, Anya. It's one of our strange customs.
Buffy Summers : Giles, I noticed you're doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.
Rupert Giles : Well, I saw myself in more of a... patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling.
[Smiles. Looks to his left, points and scowls]
Rupert Giles : You two, stop that!
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Buffy Summers : So, any breakthroughs on the identity of Miss Congeniality?
Rupert Giles : Well, I've narrowed it down some.
[Buffy turns and sees a table full of open books]
Buffy Summers : Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.