Camp Lazlo! (TV Series)

Beans and Pranks/Movie Night (2005)

Carlos Alazraqui: Lazlo, Clam, Clown

Quotes 

• Lazlo : Hey, Edward! How was your movie night?

  Edward Platypus : [mimicking Lazlo]  "How was your movie night"? How was my movie night? I'll tell you how it was! Can I tell you how I loathed it? How I would have preferred sitting in a cow's stomach, watching grass being digested?

  Lazlo : Okay, maybe later!

• Edward Platypus : [picking up a chair to hit the movie projector]  YOU! MUST! DIE! SPROCKET-INFESTED LOWLIFE CELLULOID BIG BOY EXCUSE FOR A-

  [as he pounds the projector, he accidentally hits it so that it's directly facing him, and he finds himself staring straight into it] 

  Lazlo : [speaking in Edward's mind]  Oh, no, Edward. You are not a big boy. You are cosmically insufficient.

  Edward Platypus : I'm not a big boy.

  [Edward opens the door from outside] 

  Edward Platypus : Aaayyy. I am a small boy.

  [He slithers to the mess hall] 

  Edward Platypus : A slithering small boy.

• Slinkman : You know what would be funny? Playing a prank on the "Big Moose".

  Lazlo , Raj , Clam : The "Big Moose"?

  [the Jelly Beans burst out laughing] 

  Lazlo : What's a prank?

  Slinkman : You guys are kidding me, right?

  [Lazlo smiles innocently] 

  Slinkman : Uh...

  Lazlo : Uh...

  Slinkman : Okay, I can play along. I've got a whole bag of pranks.

  [He rummages around in his trunk while Lazlo, Raj and Clam eagerly watch] 

  Slinkman : For example: the happy buzzer. It gives a person a shocking buzz when you shake hands.

  Lazlo : Wow!

  Slinkman : Go ahead, try it.

  [He gives it to Lazlo, who unexpectedly uses it on himself] 

  Lazlo : You're right! It's totally shocking!

  Slinkman : No, no, the shock is for the other person.

  Lazlo : Oh. Here you go, Raj.

  Raj : Thank you kindly.

  [He also uses the buzzer on himself] 

  Raj : This is marvellous! I'm like a hiccupping jumping bean!

• Clam : Surprise!

  Raj : Not yet, Clam. I will tell you when it is time.

  Clam : Surprise!

  Raj : Clam!

  Clam : Eh... Surprise?

  Raj : Clam, you're festivity challenged.

  Clam : Happy Boxing Day! Eh... in Canada.

• [Scoutmaster Lumpus is at his desk, spying on the Jellybeans when suddenly a horrific noise is transmitted from the microphone to the scoutmaster's headphones. Lumpus screams and tunes the radio] 

  Scoutmaster Lumpus : What in mother's wig? I'm channelling a wildebeest with hepatitis!

  [In actual fact he's channelling Clam singing loudly and very badly into the microphone] 

  Clam : BROTHER BORIS HAD A FARM! E-I-E-I-O!

  [Slinkman tries to pull the microphone away from Clam, but to no avail] 

  Slinkman : [annoyed]  Hey, could you- could you not do that? Please don't do that. Could you not do that, please?