Camp Lazlo! (TV Series)
Beans and Pranks/Movie Night (2005)
Mr. Lawrence: Ping Pong, Dave, Edward
Quotes
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Lazlo : Hey, Edward! How was your movie night?
Edward Platypus : [mimicking Lazlo] "How was your movie night"? How was my movie night? I'll tell you how it was! Can I tell you how I loathed it? How I would have preferred sitting in a cow's stomach, watching grass being digested?
Lazlo : Okay, maybe later!
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Edward Platypus : [picking up a chair to hit the movie projector] YOU! MUST! DIE! SPROCKET-INFESTED LOWLIFE CELLULOID BIG BOY EXCUSE FOR A-
[as he pounds the projector, he accidentally hits it so that it's directly facing him, and he finds himself staring straight into it]
Lazlo : [speaking in Edward's mind] Oh, no, Edward. You are not a big boy. You are cosmically insufficient.
Edward Platypus : I'm not a big boy.
[Edward opens the door from outside]
Edward Platypus : Aaayyy. I am a small boy.
[He slithers to the mess hall]
Edward Platypus : A slithering small boy.
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Edward Platypus : A zombie movie projector! It won't die!