Cheers (TV Series)
Call Me, Irresponsible (1989)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Marge : Say, aren't you Sam Malone?
Sam Malone : Guilty as charged.
Marge : Small world. Marge Thornhill here. Don't you remember me?
Sam Malone : Ah, boy, you know, I can't quite place the face. Where did we meet?
Marge : Oh well, we didn't actually meet, but I know you remember me. I went to every home game you ever played.
Sam Malone : Ah, Marge, there are a lot of people up in the stands there.
Marge : Sure, but you got to remember me. I always sat behind first base, five rows up, remember? I used to get there early so that I could watch you warm up in the bullpen.
Sam Malone : I'm sorry.
Marge : I know you couldn't forget this.
Marge : [stands up and yells] "Hey Malone, you pitch like my sister. Why don't you go home and make a dress!"
Sam Malone : [affectionately] Was that you? Well, how have you been? Guys, guys, I want you... Do the one where you say I couldn't get the ball across the plate if I drove it there in my car.
Marge : No, no, that was then, and this is now. By the way, I'm really sorry for all those shots I gave you over the years. No hard feelings?
Sam Malone : No, of course not, it's all part of the game.
Marge : [raises the martini Sam made for her in toast] You're a real sport, Malone.
Marge : [tastes the martini then stands up and yells] You call this a martini? What did you use for vermouth, turpentine?
Sam Malone : [to Norm] The great ones never lose it.
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[Carla has received a bouquet of roses, supposedly from Eddie]
Rebecca Howe : Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam Malone : I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca Howe : I said "more men", not "Mormons".
Sam Malone : I know they can't dance.
Norm Peterson : No Sammy, that's the, ah, that's the Amish.
Sam Malone : Why can't Mormon's send flowers?
Rebecca Howe : They can.
Sam Malone : What are you talking about?
Rebecca Howe : I just wish some one would send me some damn roses.
Sam Malone : Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca Howe : [exasperated] Oh!
Sam Malone : Some people you just can't discuss religion.