- [Sam is outside the bar's front door, cleaning graffiti off the wall, namely the initials N.R.P. Cliff is watching him through the door's window]
- Rebecca Howe: Not again.
- Sam Malone: It's the fifth time this week. If I find out who this N.R.P. creep is, I'm going to really let him have it.
- [inside the bar, Norm is pilfering beer out of the beer taps]
- Cliff Clavin: Hurry up Norm, Sam is getting a lot faster at this.
- Norm Peterson: Got it.
- Cliff Clavin: Hey Norm. I know that the N.P. stands for Norm Peterson. What does the R stand for?
- Norm Peterson: Resourceful.