- [Robin and Rebecca are reciting vows at their wedding]
- Robin Colcord: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a stay: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven doth shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou owest: As long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this and this gives life to thee." Rebecca.
- Rebecca Howe: I only loved you for your money.
- Rebecca Howe: Guys. I have my new wedding dress. Now all I need is something old, something borrowed and something blue.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: How about Norm's liver?
- Norm Peterson: I am almost finished with it.