The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)

Dirty Movie (1984)

Robbie Coltrane: Chief of Police

Quotes 

• Neighbour : Well?

  Bean : Well?

  Neighbour : What do you want?

  Bean : The usual things... peace, happiness

  Neighbour : and you got me off the lavatory to tell me this?

  Bean : I didn't get you off the lavatory

  Neighbour : Well somebody got me off the lavatory

  Bean : Were you stuck?

  Neighbour : What?