The Critic (TV Series)
A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera (1994)
Gerrit Graham: Franklin Sherman
Quotes
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[Duke has just revamped Jay's show in an attempt to raise ratings, with Jay acting as a ventriloquist's dummy]
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : Welcome to "Coming Attractions." I'm Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and this is Little Knothead.
Jay Sherman : This is so demeaning. I have a PhD in film!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : Okay, Dr. Knothead, why don't you sing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" while I drink a glass of water.
Jay Sherman : [singing] John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt / That's my name too! I spit in the water.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar : [spits water] Knothead!
Franklin Sherman : [the Shermans are watching] Didn't we used to have a Knothead doll?
Eleanor Sherman : That was our son!
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Jay Sherman : Mom, Dad, I never made you laugh?
Franklin : Well, I did chuckle a bit when you tried to eat that bird and fell over the cliff.
Eleanor : No, Franklin, that was the Roadrunner.
Jay Sherman : No, that was me.
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Franklin Sherman : Why, hello, judge. Didn't I appoint you?
Judge : No, you appointed Mr. Potato Head, but the voters recalled him.